Funny Status for whatsApp
1) Pyar do aur pyar lo, Agar ye sab nahi hota toh ghut ghut ke maro,
2) Din bhar ek hi hai Aas, Na Jaane kahaan khoya hai mera pyar, use dhoond dhoond ke lag rahi hai mujhe din bhar pyas,
3) Na jane kab ayegi dil ♥ keh raha hai roj, na jane kab ayegi dil keh raha hai roj, ye soch soch ke mere dil pe pad gaya hai 10 kg ka Bojh,
4) nindon mein tum khwabon mein tum, har jagah sirf tum hi tum lekin samjh nahi aa raha, pyar ho ya fir ho Kisi ka bhoot tum,
5) Dekha usko pehli nazar, toh ho gaya main deewana, iss wajah se mere gharwalone bhej diya mujhe pagalkhana,
6) pyar ke mousam main khona na jana kahi tum, are yar sardiyon ke mousam hai chadar takiya lekin jaldi se so jana tum,
7) ek ajnabi si hasina aai mere khwabon mein aur chup ke se , sharmate hui mere paas Aai Aur bahut pyar se mere Kaan mein *GOOD NIGHT * bol ke bhag gai saali,
8) Love ♥ ke chakkar mein kabhi na padna mere dosh kyuki Love♥ mein milata hai sirf gum gum aur har dum,
8) Socha tha karunga aisa kam ki hoga mera bhi naam, par pyar ke chakkar mein ho gaya badnaam,
9) usne pyar se bola l LOVE YOU, main toh khushi se jhumne nachne laga tab usi waqt MAA ne pani dalke boli uth pagal,
10) Din Mein Aati hai, Raat mein Aati hai aur kabhi kabhi toh dopher mein bhi aati, yaaro woh koi ladki nahi hai, woh koi aur nahi bas meri apni NIND hai,
11) Dekho magar pyar se warna chatte padege mere bhai se,
12) Jab maine diya usse fool toh usne kaha door hat ja bloody fool,
13) Tu mera raja mein teri rani hum dono ke wajah se ghar mein ho rahi hai pareshani,
14) Teri Adaon pe marti hu, Love tujhe Love main karti hu.....ye song sirf status ke liye hai kripya Aap isse personally na le aur Aage jaa sakte ho, dhanywad
15) I misssss yoooou Baby......... baby means mera kutte ka pilla,,,
16) Roj sota hu toh ata hai mujhe Dream, are yar macchar kat rahe hai de do mujhe good night Cream,
17) Galti se Galti hui toh maaf kar dena, kyuki galti galti se hi hoti hai, aur galti har koi krta hai, toh galti karne mein kya galti hai,
18) Roj kar raha hu tujhe miss, isliye tere dp ko kar raha hu kiss,,
19) tujhe yaad karne se yaad ata hai mujhe wo pal, par kaise bhuluga woh barish wala kal,,
20) vaad karke toda mera dil, vaat lagauga teri par kya kru tu hai mera Dil♥
21) hmmmmmmm.........karna padta hai, kyuki Kabhi kabhi kuch msg ka Jawab hi nahi hota,,
22) Hello........status padhne se pehle take my permission,
23) kya status likhu, samjh nahi Aata,......... plz koi toh do mujhe kuch idea,
24) Hello......How Are You? Kaise ho aap, bewajah kyu mera status padhte ho Aap...
25) busy........... sirf Status ke liye,,
26) I LOVR YOU..........MEANS I LIKE OIL WALI ROTI,,,
27) Woh Bhi kya din the, hath mein phone lene ke liye tarste the aur aaj hathon mein 2 phone liye ghumte hai,,
28) Mujhe Thappad se Darr nahi lagta sahab,, WI-FI band hone se lagta hai,,,
30) mere life ka ek hi routing ,,, phone aur WI-FI ke bina nahi dhalta mera din,,,
31) plz don't copy mera status
32) Rude Baatein kar kar tune mera" MOOD OFF " kar diya,
33) ooh no..................status not connected,,
34) hmmmmm..............karne mein jo maza hai na woh kisi aur mein nahi,,
35) Tum mera good night wala pehla Dream ho,
36) Pyar kiya hai maine na samjhna mujhe fool, tujhe propose karne ke liye laya hu main ye 2 rs ka gulab ka phool,
37) kabhi kabhi log kisi ka status dekhne ke liye itna intzaar karte hai, jitna intzaar unhone kabhi apna Results dekhne ko bhi nahi kiya hoga,
38) jo mere lafazon mein nahi hota, woh mere status mein hota hai,,
39) you are Fool...................... only for status,,
40) dekhte ho cool lekin ho ek no ke fool,,
41) maine kaha ruk meri jaan, usne kaha jane do bhai-jaan,, JAAN banene se pehle usne mujhe hi bhai jaan banana liya,,
42) Bachapan mein Humhein 10 baje hi nind aa jati thi aur aaj 2 baje tak nind nahi ati hai,,
43) jab chote the tab padosiyo ke ghar jake Tv dekhte the aur aaj chalte chalte hi phone mein Tv dekhte hai,,
44) Meri GF ne mujhe aisa chuna lagya ki mein confuse ho gaya ki woh meri GF thi, ya phir panwali thi,,
45) Mera Pan wala bhaiya bhi mere pan ko itna chunna nahi lagta, jitna chunna meri BiWi mujhe lagti hai,,
46) kuch log bikul basi khane ki tarah hote hai, khan bhi nahi sakte aur fek bhi nahi sakte,,
47) kuch log ekdum morning wali tea ki taraha hote ekdum sweet sweet,,
48) Kabhi kabhi log aisi baatein karte hai, jaisa kadva karela,,
49) jab kuch sun na ho, tab kaanon mein head phone dal dena , tab log khud hi bolna band kar dete hai,
50) kya din the woh bachapan ke Jab chote the tab maa khana khilane ke liye piche piche bhagti thi aur aaj badhe ho gaye toh kehti hai, bhuk lagi hai toh khana leke kha le,,
51) Imli khati hoti hai aur kuch logo ki baatein emli se bhi khati,,
52) kuch Logo ki BAATEN ekdum Jilebi ki tarah hoti hai,, GOL GOL,,
53) Dil ♥ se kehta hai mein 13 hu, Aur Dimag se Kehta hai Tu 13 dekh,,
54) Mere dil ko lagi chot iss taraha ki jaise koi le gaya meri 200 hazar ki note,,
55) shadi se pehle Maa kitna bhi danto phir bhi woh pyar se khana khilati hai aur shadi ke bad biwi pe thoda sa ghussa hote hai toh humein hi usse pyar se khana khilana padta hai,,
56) kuch logo ki Soch ekdum Gatar ki tarah hoti hai, ekdum GANDI,,
57) Sare ghar ki ek hi Khani,, Raat ko biwi - sara din kitna kaam karti hu ghar mein, jaise hum din bhar office main kaam nahi, balki Gotiya khelne jate hai,,
58) kuch Biwiyon ki Juban itni tej hoti hai jaise koi express,,,
59) Kabhi kabhi aisa lagta hai ki WI-FI ke bina life kitni adhuri hai,,
60) Life mein Bf ki nahi Wi-Fi ki jarurta hai,,
61) kuch log dil mein iss tarah chipk jate hai, jaise koi favicole,,
62) ignore me or hate me.....I don't care kyuki mujhe sirf pyar karega mera honewala husband,,,
63) Ladkiya ko Itna bhav dena padta hai, jitna kisi ne mujhe nahi diya,,
64) aaj tak bread ko maska nahi lagya jitna Ladkiyon ko maska lagya hai,,
65) Don't worry............my status start to loading,,
66) kabhi kabhi kadva karela kha sakte hai lekin kadvi baatein sun nahi sakte,,
67) Jeeya dhadak dhadak jaye............. jab se tera phone NOT REACHBLE aye,,
68) Har kisi ko jawab dena Zoruri nahi hota kyuki kabhi kabhi kuch Logo ko gali dena Zariru hota hai,,
69) Dard toh tab bahut hota jab koi phone ka charger magta hai,,
70) School mein itna home work kabhi nahi kiya tha, jitna home mein chatting karte hai,,,
71) Chal Chup Ho ja............. this status only for Bakwas karnewalo ke liye,,
72) Gobi ka phool un logo ke liye jo gulab ka phool dene ke layak nahi hai,,
73) Teri yaade disappear,,
74) Mujhe kisi ka nahi fear...... Aaj kar diya sab clear,,
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